The Creationists' dilemma

Oh my God, the bird flu pandemic is coming!!!

Creationists and Intelligent Design "scientists" all over the world are extremely, *extremely*, worried that God is about to create a new species of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can spread from human to human rapidly, killing millions. Those concerned about the health of their dear ones are confused whether to turn to the Discovery Institute for protection, or to go to their local hospitals where they can get vaccines and anti-viral medicine which have been developed by research based on, oh shit, the theory of evolution. They are reportedly frustrated about why researchers still base their thinking on this 140 year old theory that just won't go away, instead of basing their research on the fresh new way of thinking that God created everything, a state of the art school of thought that happens to be as young as the first human civilization.